By Gazette Staff Writer — Wednesday, December 17th, 2008
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter &
Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination
case against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days. The
argument wasi.it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized
day(s). The case was brought before a judge. After listening to
passionate presentation by lawyer, the judge banged his gavel
declaring, “Case dismissed.” The lawyer immediately stood objecting
to the ruling saying,“Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this
case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have
Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client and all other
atheists have no such holidays.” The judge leaned forward in his
chair saying,“But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully
ignorant.” The lawyer said,“Your Honor, we are unaware of any
special observance or holiday for atheists.” The judge said. The
calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states,
“The fool says in his heart, there is no God.” Thus, it is the
opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God,
then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is
adjourned.
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