Followers
Saturday, April 30, 2016
Sunday, April 17, 2016
Ask
A man had four wives. He had been out of station for a while. One day he called up and asked each one of his wives what they wanted. One wife wanted a Banaras silk saree, another wife wanted a gold necklace and the third wife wanted Kasi Halwa. The fourth wife declined to have anything and said that all she wanted was the safe return of her husband. On his return, he distributed all the gifts they had asked for, and left the house with the wife who had asked for him.
The other wives were shocked and questioned his decision, to which he replied, ‘whatever you people asked for, I gave it to you.’
So also, if you ask God for a house, He will give it to you. If you ask for a car, He will give that too. Those who seek God, who want God and only God, they obtain God. This is the truth. When did you ask? The day you ASK FOR GOD, you will get Him
The other wives were shocked and questioned his decision, to which he replied, ‘whatever you people asked for, I gave it to you.’
So also, if you ask God for a house, He will give it to you. If you ask for a car, He will give that too. Those who seek God, who want God and only God, they obtain God. This is the truth. When did you ask? The day you ASK FOR GOD, you will get Him
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Atheist Holy Day
Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day
By Gazette Staff Writer — Wednesday, December 17th, 2008
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter &
Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination
case against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days. The
argument wasi.it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized
day(s). The case was brought before a judge. After listening to
passionate presentation by lawyer, the judge banged his gavel
declaring, “Case dismissed.” The lawyer immediately stood objecting
to the ruling saying,“Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this
case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have
Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client and all other
atheists have no such holidays.” The judge leaned forward in his
chair saying,“But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully
ignorant.” The lawyer said,“Your Honor, we are unaware of any
special observance or holiday for atheists.” The judge said. The
calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states,
“The fool says in his heart, there is no God.” Thus, it is the
opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God,
then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is
adjourned.
By Gazette Staff Writer — Wednesday, December 17th, 2008
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter &
Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination
case against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days. The
argument wasi.it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized
day(s). The case was brought before a judge. After listening to
passionate presentation by lawyer, the judge banged his gavel
declaring, “Case dismissed.” The lawyer immediately stood objecting
to the ruling saying,“Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this
case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have
Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client and all other
atheists have no such holidays.” The judge leaned forward in his
chair saying,“But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully
ignorant.” The lawyer said,“Your Honor, we are unaware of any
special observance or holiday for atheists.” The judge said. The
calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states,
“The fool says in his heart, there is no God.” Thus, it is the
opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God,
then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is
adjourned.
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